Controversial Meta-Artist Christo…

Controversial Meta-Artist Christo Takes Dump in Urinal at MOMA, Bathroom Attendant Calls It “Transcendent in it’s Singularity”

The latest in a life-long string of one of a kind exhibitions by artist and messiah Christo has the art world swooning to get a sniff of his most recent signature creation.  After he stopped for lunch at a local dive, housing one of the restaurant’s “Burrito pasta melt” sandwiches, Christo headed for his favorite museum and prepared to unleash what one museum director called, “Certainly his most impressive work to date.”

The museum’s visitors slowly but surely emptied the galleries and lined up outside the men’s room for a glimpse of what the New York Times deemed, “A watershed moment for the global art community and a tremendous challenge for the maintenance staff.”  When reached for comment, Christo said, “Man, do you have a cigarette?” adding, “That was way easier than putting those stupid gates up in that stupid park.  That shit took forever.”

The artist is now looking forward to his next ambitious project which, as he explained, “Involves breeding, raising, and naming a prairie dog for each man who lost his life on 9/11.”  He added, “Do you happen to know where I can get a few horny prairie dogs?”

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