Man Who Looks Like Jon Travolta…

Man Who Looks Like Jon Travolta Turns Out to Be John Travolta, Onlookers Immediately Disinterested

Confusion in the streets of Hollywood this morning as a man who, as one bystander put it, “look just like mother fucking dude from “Grease” but a whole lot fatter,” actually turned out to be John Travolta.  As word began to spread throughout the gathering crowd that, “That dude don’t look like Jon Travolta… that’s just John Travolta,” the throng of tourists quickly put away their iPhones and cameras and went about their day.

One father of three from Falls Church, Virginia exclaimed, “It’s a rare and amazing thing to see somebody who looks like somebody famous.  It’s another thing entirely to see John Travolta.  If I wanted to see John Travolta I would rent ‘Broken Arrow,’ but then I’d have to watch ‘Broken Arrow’ so fuck it.”  His wife added, “Yeah, how you gonna be the worst actor in a movie with Howie Long in it, anyway?”

She then recalled, “At first we all thought it was Val Kilmer having a stroke, and then someone said that it might be Steven Segal without his ponytail hairpiece on… but I thought it was probably Kevin Spacey passing a kidney stone.”

When Travolta acknowledged the crowd and reached out to sign an autograph he was told by a vacationer to, “Get your Goddamn hands off of my map of the stars!”  Nick Cage’s face could not be reached for comment.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Jeff Vrabel

Writer, editor, graying dad, Springsteen obsessive

White Elephant in the Room

random insight from an unwanted houseguest

Go Jules Go

Writer. Blogger. Chipmunk enthusiast.

The Good Greatsby

Paul Johnson's comedy blog: I didn't get into comedy to be rich or famous. All I've ever wanted was to be loved...by somebody rich and famous.

Funnier In Writing

A Humor Blog for Horrible People

Cut The Crap Movie Reviews

...for people who don't read movie reviews.

Literature and Libation

Through it all, your spirit's alive

YoungNotions

The Creative Endeavors of Bill and/or Jena Young

Fish & Bicycles

A blog out of Bellingham, Washington

shirt yogurt

We are Pete and Mollie. These are things we like.

Z 107.9

ZHipHopCleveland.com

The League of Dead Films

Bringing dead films back to life one review at a time

Kletterman's Blog

Just logging the randomness that is my life.

Yesterday's Movies

Old films, new eyes

The WordPress.com Blog

The latest news on WordPress.com and the WordPress community.

ProFootballTalk

ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com

ProBasketballTalk

Basketball - NBC Sports

%d bloggers like this: